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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)
Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 7:46pm - misc - by demaris (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States
Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)
Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)
Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
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