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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
by tht1chk / 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by demaris / 10/30/2010 at 7:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by idiot / 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Kids
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
by Samantha / 10/30/2010 at 1:41am / United States (Washington) / Love
by heshay / 10/28/2010 at 12:27am / United States (Texas) / Love
by nothingdoes / 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 2:01am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by leve80paladin / 10/25/2010 at 11:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 4:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
by maddiee. / 10/21/2010 at 11:20am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML
by widow / 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 7:48am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s…