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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
by Shropintz / 02/22/2011 at 7:27pm / United States / Love
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
by peedonme / 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML
by shaunaaa / 02/17/2011 at 5:39am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/05/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
by fail / 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 2:09am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2011 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by poop / 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by BYUwildchild / 12/17/2010 at 11:23am / United States / Health
- Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got… Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to… Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send…