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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
I agree, your life sucks (22246) - you deserved it (42442) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23032) - you deserved it (7613)
On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks (62288) - you deserved it (11795)
On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25093) - you deserved it (2907)
On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27127) - you deserved it (4689)
On 03/14/2011 at 2:53am - love - by Username -
Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37093) - you deserved it (2095)
On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21838) - you deserved it (3249)
On 03/11/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27545) - you deserved it (2787)
On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (7129)
On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35148) - you deserved it (4295)
On 03/10/2011 at 7:36am - misc - by Juliet -
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (3851)
On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
I agree, your life sucks (31826) - you deserved it (2975)
On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25576) - you deserved it (2451)
On 03/04/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by carr (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
I agree, your life sucks (27740) - you deserved it (2160)
On 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm - health - by stillsick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
I agree, your life sucks (17805) - you deserved it (36495)
On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)
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