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Skittlepickle
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 750
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

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Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (4338)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States



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