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Skittlepickle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1431
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About Skittlepickle : We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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Skittlepickle's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32594) - you deserved it (5234)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States



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