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Skittlepickle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1326
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About Skittlepickle : We are Siamese if you please
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Skittlepickle's favorite FMLs

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

#19833601
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23469) - you deserved it (2706)

On 06/23/2012 at 11:11am - misc - by tylah - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

#19824729
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29021) - you deserved it (3315)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

#19805199
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22208) - you deserved it (3557)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:57am - love - by crazybitch - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML

#19797728
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20940) - you deserved it (2140)

On 06/16/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by gabby - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

#19786918
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (5730)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30920) - you deserved it (4648)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML

#19780392
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25834) - you deserved it (2140)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by eww - Austria (Wien)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41116) - you deserved it (3885)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

#19769783
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8239) - you deserved it (40601)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

#19759587
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24638) - you deserved it (1835)

On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

#19756229
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (4558)

On 06/08/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! (woman) - Mexico

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

#19755042
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19679) - you deserved it (4936)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

#19750023
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30751) - you deserved it (4599)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17963) - you deserved it (34472)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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