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  • Town/Country : Greensboro, North Carolina
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 330
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Skinwalker131 : Whenever I can I'm playing bass in my garage band. I'm not like most girls and I'm pretty tolerant. I live for music and I love to write. Sick puppies is my favorite band.
I'm bored so here's some song lyrics:

"Don't let someone tell you you're no one odd one." - Odd One by Sick Puppies.

"Even if I say it'll be alright still I her you say you want to end your life. It's not too late, it's never too late." - Never too late by Three Days Grace.

"Here I am again in the middle of the end. The choices I wish I made I always make too late." - My World by Sick Puppies.

"HOPELESS I'm falling down FILTHY I can't wake up. I can not hold on I will not let go." - Hopeless by Breaking Benjamin.

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Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML


I agree, your life sucks (9667) - you deserved it (19661)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19111) - you deserved it (2683)

On 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm - misc - by disembob - United Kingdom

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML


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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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