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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Skinner13 : I'm a blonde so I have my moments....
I like to ice-skate, roller-skate, snowboard, play video games such as: call of duty, black ops.... And trust me I'm not a Tom boy I'm kinda in the middle of tomboy and girly Lol

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Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

#18977119
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28922) - you deserved it (5758)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17255) - you deserved it (21778)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11730) - you deserved it (41602)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

#17965139
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5443) - you deserved it (43598)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Beaky (woman) - Canada

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

#17954087
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22812) - you deserved it (2626)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:11pm - love - by crapedup - United States (Alabama)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27990) - you deserved it (11472)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)



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