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About Skinner13 : I'm a blonde so I have my moments....
I like to ice-skate, roller-skate, snowboard, play video games such as: call of duty, black ops.... And trust me I'm not a Tom boy I'm kinda in the middle of tomboy and girly Lol
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Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
Friday 27 November 2015