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Skiipa
  • Town/Country : Omaha, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 August 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Skiipa : I'm a highschool freshman that finds this site unimaginably funny.

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Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

#1807200 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (62136) - you deserved it (8858)

On 05/10/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by Jopes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML

#573136 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (54705) - you deserved it (5205)

On 03/24/2009 at 8:43am - health - by bridalqueen (woman) - United States (New York)