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SkiPort
  • Town/Country : Budapest, Hungary
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 497
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SkiPort : Tall blonde and looking forward to some sun.
Originally from UK

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Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10638) - you deserved it (29379)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)



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