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SkeetingSergio
  • Town/Country : Woodland, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 163
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SkeetingSergio : What's up? I'm Sergio. I listen to hardcore, deathcore, deathmetal, post-hardcore. I go to shows and hardcore dance.
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Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32555) - you deserved it (15632)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41957) - you deserved it (16632)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)