About Skaw : I'm studying economics. I sing on a punk-HxC band (while I try to figure how to play bass) and...if you want to know something, just ask me
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Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love
by nataliepaige / 07/19/2011 at 12:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
by Stephanie / 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 3:42am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his. I don't know what's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than the baby's actual father. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
by NoLife / 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm / United States (California) / Geek
by marmarr / 05/15/2011 at 1:20am / United States / Miscellaneous
by simonjudy / 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
by Burnt / 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
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