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Skarkie321

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 358
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Skarkie321 : Hey profile creeper! My name is Markie, yes I know it's an odd name. I have 3 piercings, hopefully more soon! Message me if you want to know more! Grey's Anatomy is my shit!

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67215) - you deserved it (9916)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (5894)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36768) - you deserved it (10642)

On 02/28/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by useless pos (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

#20484368
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33569) - you deserved it (2401)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45664) - you deserved it (4737)

On 01/26/2013 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by movingout - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

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367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62280) - you deserved it (7315)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41406) - you deserved it (3327)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (39093)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, at work, one of my 6 year old students who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said "Your arms are hairy." FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19134) - you deserved it (3778)

On 12/02/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

#13027296
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37636) - you deserved it (5618)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)



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