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Siyo
  • Town/Country : Clarksville, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 April 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I told my mom about the couple times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

#5343889 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (26810) - you deserved it (4333)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by 1357katie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697 (376)

I agree, your life sucks (87891) - you deserved it (3670)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

#3951718 (411)

I agree, your life sucks (77273) - you deserved it (9935)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I checked my bank account that i've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML

#2645679 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (87349) - you deserved it (3196)

On 06/05/2009 at 10:24pm - money - by ExtemelyBroke (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

#2630668 (489)

I agree, your life sucks (72188) - you deserved it (4007)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

#2228533 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (77625) - you deserved it (15620)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by noboyfriend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

#1837844 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (75587) - you deserved it (3254)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (100954) - you deserved it (8613)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

#1727113 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (74020) - you deserved it (3194)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

#1719560 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (87246) - you deserved it (3377)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190 (371)

I agree, your life sucks (121590) - you deserved it (28948)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

#1537905 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (80335) - you deserved it (3342)

On 05/01/2009 at 8:46pm - misc - by Flipside (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

#1475511 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (69335) - you deserved it (5833)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML

#1372393 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (46593) - you deserved it (8015)

On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

#1120494 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (84141) - you deserved it (7214)

On 04/19/2009 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)



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