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Sithis
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (2781)

On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

#12443744 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (25146) - you deserved it (3574)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:09am - love - by bitchasshonky - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (19774) - you deserved it (8956)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (31802) - you deserved it (2485)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

#12136195 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (8613) - you deserved it (16959)

On 07/27/2010 at 12:38am - work - by uugnfg - United States

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (21142) - you deserved it (6607)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (42421) - you deserved it (5699)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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