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Sir_drink_alot
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 February 1981 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 126
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91595) - you deserved it (27417)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42631) - you deserved it (486016)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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