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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my mom's guilt tripping reached a new level when she told me all she wanted for her birthday… Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped" it out the window 3 stories up. It's… Today, my bed broke down in the middle. My crush offered to fix it for me, but I can't have people…
- Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.…