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by emily074 / 08/22/2015 at 11:13pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Cygnus / 08/03/2015 at 10:14am / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML
by I Like My Cat / 12/21/2012 at 5:02am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Animals
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
by saywhatnow / 11/25/2009 at 3:26pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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