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SirFawkes

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 586
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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SirFawkes's favorite FMLs

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24219) - you deserved it (10642)

On 08/03/2015 at 10:14am - love - by Cygnus - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20442) - you deserved it (13017)

On 12/21/2012 at 5:02am - animals - by I Like My Cat (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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