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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 460
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18876) - you deserved it (12618)

On 12/21/2012 at 5:02am - animals - by I Like My Cat (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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