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SirCharles83
  • Town/Country : Boston, Massachusetts
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1211
  • Number of comments : 273
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SirCharles83 : I'm a 29 year old guy. I work a ton, go to the gym daily, and have time for little else. I hope to start a family someday.

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28735) - you deserved it (4716)

On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44790) - you deserved it (36594)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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