About SirCharles83 : I'm a 29 year old guy. I work a ton, go to the gym daily, and have time for little else. I hope to start a family someday.
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Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML
by Ricky / 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on… Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed… Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
- Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed…