About SirCharles83 : I'm a 29 year old guy. I work a ton, go to the gym daily, and have time for little else. I hope to start a family someday.
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Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
by fuckedover / 02/26/2013 at 11:43am / United States / Love
by burning balls of fuck this / 02/25/2013 at 5:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me. Because now she find someone better than me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 3:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2013 at 12:07am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2013 at 2:46am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by frustrated / 01/22/2013 at 2:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by jakeeey / 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2013 at 7:14am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shirt to change into, so I put on a towel and went back to my room, only to witness my 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling my bra, commenting on "how warm it is". FML
by PrezKisame / 01/03/2013 at 3:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/02/2013 at 2:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by aelia_oups / 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 3:29am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius babe." FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2012 at 12:33am / United States / Miscellaneous