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  • Town/Country : Kailua Kona , United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (21 years)
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52086) - you deserved it (133732)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (716)

I agree, your life sucks (121990) - you deserved it (29421)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (121590) - you deserved it (28948)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



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