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Sinsation
  • Town/Country : Geneva, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 268
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (5976)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31868) - you deserved it (22836)

On 10/24/2013 at 2:04pm - animals - by MBean (man) - Anguilla

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37270) - you deserved it (8010)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)



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