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About Sinisin2010 : I am a project of Infinity Ward - MW2, I enjoy the same things everyone my age does, but I prefer to do them rather then think about doing them. I'm motivated by my own emotions, my own success and in some cases by sex (hot chicks only need apply).
I bleed Black and Gold! Boiler Up
"If you aren't first, you're last."
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014