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Sinisin2010
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1442
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sinisin2010 : I am a project of Infinity Ward - MW2, I enjoy the same things everyone my age does, but I prefer to do them rather then think about doing them. I'm motivated by my own emotions, my own success and in some cases by sex (hot chicks only need apply).

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Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148839) - you deserved it (20737)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461756) - you deserved it (573624)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (651480) - you deserved it (12064)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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