Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SinfulRose

Search for a member

SinfulRose
  • Town/Country : FL
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 November 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 715
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

SinfulRose's last visitors

Chiisaijordi55TheBestManEverjb002873KimikomOthello22Freezekittygirl24yer_mawStarchild21

SinfulRose's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

SinfulRose's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8949) - you deserved it (86802)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

#15066276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13853) - you deserved it (22798)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14577) - you deserved it (72058)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML

#6884813
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7580) - you deserved it (39680)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

#3108036
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9066) - you deserved it (73551)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

#2984635
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73027) - you deserved it (2600)

On 06/18/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States

Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

#1212600
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12580) - you deserved it (132400)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:24pm - love - by kellym (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

#721846
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (159272) - you deserved it (9655)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: