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Sinful1
  • Town/Country : Middlebury, USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 June 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 373
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Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7400) - you deserved it (49029)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (26471) - you deserved it (2534)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (18399) - you deserved it (4342)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (44003) - you deserved it (6017)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082 (274)

I agree, your life sucks (39739) - you deserved it (16392)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405 (407)

I agree, your life sucks (15463) - you deserved it (66626)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

#15324992 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (3285)

On 03/15/2011 at 6:35pm - misc - by blk8764 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756 (328)

I agree, your life sucks (82026) - you deserved it (4401) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

#15248792 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (31242) - you deserved it (4453)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

#15248393 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (34591) - you deserved it (3043)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (25832) - you deserved it (5370)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

#15237271 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (28367) - you deserved it (4461)

On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

#15232480 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (615) - you deserved it (22144)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (2825)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

#15221158 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (26512) - you deserved it (2304)

On 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm - health - by milkndstufff (man) - United States (New York)



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