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Since1998

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 November 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Since1998 : Not sure if I should be truthful, or if I should lie

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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41785) - you deserved it (15694)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42440) - you deserved it (26447)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm - love - by sprocket (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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