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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 321
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Simon8668 : I like flying planes and want to join the military. I also fly Rc
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Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

#15090676
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22529) - you deserved it (5606)

On 02/23/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by witt75 - United States

Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19570) - you deserved it (24422)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15644) - you deserved it (22640)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

#14990057
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24583) - you deserved it (3396)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by Ugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

#14981056
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29757) - you deserved it (3467)

On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43057) - you deserved it (3032)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31350) - you deserved it (2412)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23547) - you deserved it (4827)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

#14954492
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29085) - you deserved it (3445)

On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)

Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML

#14954069
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23544) - you deserved it (7634)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23658) - you deserved it (4391)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32683) - you deserved it (3185)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9400) - you deserved it (51308)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

#14950423
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9589) - you deserved it (42561)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by grrrr - United States



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