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Sileny
  • Town/Country : Nunya, damn business
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28316) - you deserved it (7783)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24848) - you deserved it (3406)

On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States



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