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Sileny
  • Town/Country : Nunya, damn business
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 449
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26142) - you deserved it (7499)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21738) - you deserved it (2686)

On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (372991) - you deserved it (413056)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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