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SilentCat

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About SilentCat : Longtime lurker on FML - the laughter helps pass my days at work!

I believe in trying to get along with everyone... and that people should use proper grammar and punctuation :P

I've watched enough live surgery over the last few years to last me all 9 lives, and enjoy reading DocBastard's blog :)

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Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38520) - you deserved it (6675)

On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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