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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 June 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

#3998492
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72398) - you deserved it (7190)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just thought it was his alzheimers. When I brought him to my administrator, I was told the missing resident was wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML

#3933300
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17503) - you deserved it (36725)

On 07/21/2009 at 4:22pm - health - by torkx3 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

#2734791
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14525) - you deserved it (52436)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by purrtygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

#2649932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11873) - you deserved it (49780)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
653 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28076) - you deserved it (283223)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

#1793303
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30461) - you deserved it (48020)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
937 comments

I agree, your life sucks (371485) - you deserved it (42370)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went home for my grandma's 95th birthday. While there she noticed my new tongue piercing and asked why I would get it done. Before I could reply, my cousin says "So she can can make the boys happier when she's sucking on them." She's 9 years old. FML

#261877
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56095) - you deserved it (12000)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by epictothemax - United States (Illinois)



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