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SigneGT's favorite FMLs
Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
by techiefIve / 06/14/2011 at 6:04am / United States (California) / Geek
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Brea / 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (Missouri) / Geek
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Love
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (York) / Animals
by bleh / 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 4:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
by harvdog / 10/02/2010 at 3:43pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by caughtorangehanded / 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…