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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49702) - you deserved it (4621)

On 05/23/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68625) - you deserved it (6335)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

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