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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1988 (26 years)
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About Sickphuq : Just a girl that likes reading people's misery. My life is too boring to have something here. :(

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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML


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