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SickSickSick7511
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 November 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 44
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Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The entire audience cracked up laughing and at least three people pulled out their cell phones to record my performance. At the end, the DJ said, "Looks like someone had too much tonight." I was completely sober. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32272) - you deserved it (9692)

On 08/25/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by Cossack_Man (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49043) - you deserved it (93090)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4501) - you deserved it (36289)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version



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