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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 March 1990 (24 years)
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About SickOrSane : I'm fucking awesome. That's about it.

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Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52244) - you deserved it (3747)

On 08/07/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by Screwed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (117343) - you deserved it (21641)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)



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