Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Sichumor

Search for a member

Sichumor
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 April 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sichumor : Common sense...awesome oxymoron....right up there with tolerant Christian
Great guy if you're a decent human being

Sichumor's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Sichumor's favorite FMLs

Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML

#16752428
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40228) - you deserved it (7885)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39058) - you deserved it (8792)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML

#16496230
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27508) - you deserved it (3230)

On 06/04/2011 at 9:07am - health - by missbutthole - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

#16446584
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25356) - you deserved it (8393)

On 06/01/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by 2ndplacechamp - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44987) - you deserved it (11914)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (60902)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he is at a suicide risk from depression. FML

#16338194
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31211) - you deserved it (2947)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:21am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36237) - you deserved it (5968)

On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36237) - you deserved it (5968)

On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML

#16052979
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35866) - you deserved it (4458)

On 05/05/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by asadwa -

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38343) - you deserved it (19985)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

#15207126
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39282) - you deserved it (5378)

On 03/05/2011 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Traumatized (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

#15205288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49295) - you deserved it (4172) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

#15045692
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8657) - you deserved it (67468)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

#14789249
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33034) - you deserved it (4079)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: