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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 April 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1469
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sichumor : Common sense...awesome oxymoron....right up there with tolerant Christian
Great guy if you're a decent human being

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Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML

#16752428
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48677) - you deserved it (8889)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
360 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML

#16496230
126 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 9:07am - health - by missbutthole - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

#16446584
125 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by 2ndplacechamp - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
271 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he is at a suicide risk from depression. FML

#16338194
110 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 1:21am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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104 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
104 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML

#16052979
191 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by asadwa -

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941
211 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

#15207126
122 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Traumatized (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

#15205288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56818) - you deserved it (4760) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

#15045692
247 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

#14789249
92 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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