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Today , I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes , her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians , atheists an homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML
Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her wat she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show u pain." I have no idea wat she's talking about . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015