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SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 225672
  • Number of comments : 404
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About SiLveRStaRLIGHT : I love Death Note and Ouran High School Host Club. I like Kingdom Hearts, Sims 3, The Last Remnant, Silent Hill, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Nana, all that stuff. I'm also a yaoi fan, which suggests that I support same-sex anything.

I guess you could say I'm a nerd. And before you comment on how I look, yes, I would say I'm not pretty, but not ugly as hell either; it's also not my fault that I didn't get the good GENETICS from my parents. I'm also 90 lbs, and 5 feet tall, so I'm not fat either.

I support people not being stubborn and closed-minded towards other people and their beliefs, hobbies, interests, religion, sexuality, and/or race. But there's always a handful of assholes who decide to pull the "Douchebag" trigger. Oh well.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT's favorite FMLs

Today, at 3:00 am, I sat with my 3 year-old adopted daughter while she tried to go back to sleep. She had had a nightmare, and I read that "not leaving" was the most important thing a father could do. My wife woke and called me a pervert for sitting there. FML

#3768718
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61827) - you deserved it (2831)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:02am - kids - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2am I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML

#3767592
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47267) - you deserved it (5286)

On 07/15/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71041) - you deserved it (14580)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML

#3737947
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (17372)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

#3723359
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55113) - you deserved it (9497)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by sykotoaster (man) - United States

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

#3720470
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56689) - you deserved it (29557)

On 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by JackOLantern (man) - Satellite Provider

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

#3718227
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49978) - you deserved it (20300)

On 07/13/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by Solemnwishing (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

#3706736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21988) - you deserved it (41946)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45682) - you deserved it (11493)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

#3684210
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69644) - you deserved it (12240)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

#3682423
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13493) - you deserved it (51693)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by tryscal - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

#3639578
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58993) - you deserved it (30730)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, "There is this ugly girl about to cry... come fix it." FML

#3635779
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47755) - you deserved it (3165)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:50am - misc - by icanunderstand (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, it was the premiere of a huge play I've worked on for months. The latest week we've practised a lot, resulting in little sleep. In one of the scenes I'm just lying there pretending to be asleep. Guess who actually fell asleep? FML

#3634781
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42972) - you deserved it (9431)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)



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