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  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1993 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 216067
  • Number of comments : 404
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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About SiLveRStaRLIGHT

I love Death Note and Ouran High School Host Club. I like Kingdom Hearts, Sims 3, The Last Remnant, Silent Hill, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Nana, all that stuff. I'm also a yaoi fan, which suggests that I support same-sex anything.

I guess you could say I'm a nerd. And before you comment on how I look, yes, I would say I'm not pretty, but not ugly as hell either; it's also not my fault that I didn't get the good GENETICS from my parents. I'm also 90 lbs, and 5 feet tall, so I'm not fat either.

I support people not being stubborn and closed-minded towards other people and their beliefs, hobbies, interests, religion, sexuality, and/or race. But there's always a handful of assholes who decide to pull the "Douchebag" trigger. Oh well.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML

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On 09/25/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by rebel_rose (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Today, my 118 year old house went from "family dwelling" to "official crime scene". 2 bodies were discovered under the cement in the basement when we began renovations on our new family home. FML

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On 09/24/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by amory (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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On 09/23/2009 at 10:10am - love - by Lifes_overated (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months. I saw her newest chihuahua dog, Mickey, and he was excited that new people were over. I picked him up and slightly bounced him in the air. Because of the bounce and his excitement, he peed a little bit, straight into my eye. FML

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On 09/23/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by GreatAim - United States (Ohio)

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Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the 2 carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by sadguy (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

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Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by wait..what (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Today, my wife had our first-born child. She has a rare genetic defect that our child would only get if I was a carrier so before we decided to have kids I was tested and found out I was not a carrier so there was no way our child could get the disease. He did. FML

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On 09/21/2009 at 2:24pm - kids - by cheated (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 0.50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokemon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML

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On 09/20/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by newlydumped (man) - United States (Texas)

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Today, I was watching The Omen with my father. A little bit into the movie my dad turned to me and said, "Wow, you really looked like that Damien kid when you were little." Apparently I strangely resemble the anti-christ, and I am a teenage girl. Thanks Dad. FML

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On 09/20/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML

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On 09/20/2009 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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On 09/20/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by JazzyandAlice (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Today, I saw a youtube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his Ipod and at the end he showed how there was no scratches and the Ipod screen was clean. So I took my brand new Ipod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, my boyfriend, who has been growing out his facial hair lately, and I, went to a family get together. When we showed up my grandmother came up to him and started growling. She then said, "I was just trying to communicate with Chewbacca over here." Thanks grandma. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by Chewy (woman) - United States (Florida)

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