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SiLvEr_070
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2163
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (229474) - you deserved it (22790)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5695) - you deserved it (22214)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)



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