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by kingmetal42 / 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm / Miscellaneous
by adad / 02/01/2010 at 9:34am / Animals
by volleyballgirl12 / 01/17/2010 at 1:31am / Love
by TanjinaRubbaiyat / 01/15/2010 at 3:49am / Bangladesh (Dhaka) / Love
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
by pass_the_tp / 01/12/2010 at 9:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm / United States (New York) / Love
by krisx3ftw / 01/11/2010 at 8:25am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by daragnan / 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
by WesJaz / 01/08/2010 at 11:35am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
by Mic / 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML
by Arsinoe / 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Money
by ambermcnulty / 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm / Intimacy
by jumpy / 01/03/2010 at 6:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by kte / 12/30/2009 at 5:36am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Michelle / 12/27/2009 at 2:13am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought… Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was…