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  • Birth Date : Friday 7 July 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WAS WALKING BY A POND WHEN I SAW A SMALL FROG. I DECIDD TO CATCH IT TO GET A CLOSE LOOK. AFTER I PICKD IT UP, I REALIZD THAT IT WAS NOT A FROG. IT WAS DOG SHIT SHAPD LIKE A FROG. MEGA FML

#7776158
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11860) - you deserved it (34166)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today... grandma told me to fuck off when I trid to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (5949)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was dumpd at te surprise party I trew fir ma looool boyfriend. mega FML

#7353752
34 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 3:49am - love - by TanjinaRubbaiyat (woman) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

TODAY I WAS AT THE MOVIE THEATRE . I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AN WAS ABOUT TO WIPE MY BUTT WHEN I REALIZED THAT WHERE THE TOILET-PAPER DISPENSER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE WAS A LARGE HOLE . THE WOMAN IN THE NEXT STALL WAVED . FML

#7309178
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28419) - you deserved it (5071)

On 01/12/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by pass_the_tp (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parent fir the first time. His mother, second upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smild at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's Emma. FML

#7306926
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (2215)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

#7275628
194 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT LAST SUMMER WHILE MAH GIRLFRIEND WORKED ON A DISNEY CRUISE SHIP, SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH TARZAN. FML

#7261053
133 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checkd inside like I'm supposd to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughd nervously then hit me in the head looool with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

#7215986
84 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I was going over some paperwork wit ma back to ma office door. As I turn around, ma boss enter an says ma name loudly. I was startled so bad tat I jumped, yelped, an a ig-pitced fart snuck out. Everyone in te office now gives prior notice before dropping by te "fart guy's" office. big fat FML

#7198601
42 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm - work - by Mic (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by mah credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML

#7167765
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27080) - you deserved it (2196)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm - money - by Arsinoe (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, it was tha first tima my boyfriand had saan ma nakad. Ha grabs my braasts and than bagins to sing ( I'va got a lovaly bunch of coconuts. ) Ha is 22. big fat FML

#7152531
136 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I PUT CUCUMBER SLICE ON MAH EYES TO HELP ME RELAX. I FOUND THIS VERY CALMING TILL I WOKE UP TO ANTS TRYING TO EAT MAH EYES OUT. FML

#7130565
57 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by jumpy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I found out tat my parent bougt a stripper pole... my mom even ired a stripper to teac er some "moves." I'm scared to go in tier room now. FML

#7031264
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19795) - you deserved it (2137)

On 12/30/2009 at 5:36am - intimacy - by kte (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he likes having sex during mah period because it makes him feel lyk he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States



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