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SiHa00095
  • Town/Country : Moncton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15701) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/27/2012 at 3:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

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On 10/26/2012 at 8:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)



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