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ShttyKitty
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  • Number of visits : 113
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShttyKitty : I'm a pretty pessimistic person. That's it for the haters~

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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43044) - you deserved it (5487)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20621) - you deserved it (99524)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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