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ShrutiBlue
  • Town/Country : Norwich, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 January 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShrutiBlue : I am a 23 year old doing Masters in Biotechnology.

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Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29372) - you deserved it (3955)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (436711) - you deserved it (61406)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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