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Shroomk
  • Town/Country : Yuma, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 October 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 75
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30902) - you deserved it (5001)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6117) - you deserved it (22123)

On 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm - work - by qhu - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

#11723060
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54749) - you deserved it (6720)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12374) - you deserved it (60205)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in a closet of a four star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I am a secondary school teacher and I have been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4am this morning and it's now 1pm in the afternoon. FML

#6421481
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4599) - you deserved it (39488)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Nicholasand (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)



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