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Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 10:06am - intimacy - by holyshitbatman - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
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On 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by he is going to hell (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by me - United States (Minnesota)
Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm - work - by mel (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)
Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard (man) - Reserved
Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by notyoueallie (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML
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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Monday 20 May 2013
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