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Shots_HK
  • Town/Country : Hong Kong, Hong Kong
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1979 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 944
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (4232)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (4232)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (4232)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
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On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14745) - you deserved it (10054)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14745) - you deserved it (10054)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14745) - you deserved it (10054)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14745) - you deserved it (10054)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

#570
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5803) - you deserved it (26287)

On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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