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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1543
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shots_HK : I find this place highly amusing.

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

#1182028
653 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51747) - you deserved it (30014)

On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML

#1148346
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41879) - you deserved it (23670)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:21am - misc - by indi1011 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

#882663
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51536) - you deserved it (10619)

On 04/09/2009 at 5:16am - misc - by atang (man) - United States (California)

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

#800940
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38061) - you deserved it (170269)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101921) - you deserved it (6349)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

#209594
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23566) - you deserved it (44013)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (264720) - you deserved it (62336)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82585) - you deserved it (20505)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

#75423
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40396) - you deserved it (21929)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

#59488
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33133) - you deserved it (11938)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:30am - love - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML

#3730
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27759) - you deserved it (7684)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:19am - money - by Banker - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18915) - you deserved it (36787)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32966) - you deserved it (5974)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)



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