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Shorty_Shaza
  • Town/Country : belfast, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 February 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1940
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shorty_Shaza : I am easily amused at anything
Love people who make me smile :)
Belfast, Northern Ireland. I'm not from the South of Ireland, dont speak Irish and I'm not associated with leprechauns.
I enjoy playing the 'auld call of duty, i know. im a freak for playing but its addictive!!!

Other than that, have a nice day peeps! :D

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Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:05am - health - by mikey - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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