About Shorty_Shaza : I am easily amused at anything
Love people who make me smile :)
Belfast, Northern Ireland. I'm not from the South of Ireland, dont speak Irish and I'm not associated with leprechauns.
I enjoy playing the 'auld call of duty, i know. im a freak for playing but its addictive!!!
Other than that, have a nice day peeps! :D
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Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by disgusteddaughter (woman) - Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)
Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ldbella - United States
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)
Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 5:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Eric Forrest - United States (Utah)
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by Dilly_20 - United Kingdom
Today, I was paired up with a partner in my Film class. He has an idea for a film: 'shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill'. He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -
Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)
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