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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 October 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 900
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About Shootamonkey3 : I love reading FML stories! And I play a crap load of Xbox Live.

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Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

#16002585
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52495) - you deserved it (5041)

On 05/01/2011 at 10:30am - intimacy - by nothanks - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

#15985974
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33316) - you deserved it (7255)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28330) - you deserved it (2413)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

#15914816
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35997) - you deserved it (3066)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (22928)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (22928)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42809) - you deserved it (6874)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at the hairdressers getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

#15792200
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37296) - you deserved it (2934)

On 04/15/2011 at 2:43am - misc - by ugly - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

#15755743
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19320) - you deserved it (20874)

On 04/12/2011 at 1:45pm - misc - by scottskidee - United States (Ohio)

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

#15752266
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32939) - you deserved it (7590)

On 04/12/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by anon -

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

#15749672
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53394) - you deserved it (13556)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML

#15740418
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34688) - you deserved it (18522)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Got_any_grapes1 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML

#15739723
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34727) - you deserved it (8790)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm - kids - by ac32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

#15739325
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35055) - you deserved it (5803)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (67804)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)



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